Red Rocket

Okay, we haven't posted in a while, and this thought might not be a worthwhile one, but what the hell are these humans doing??? What's up with that "package"-ing? And they want us male dogs to keep it under control? Not to mention that schlappschwanz here is playing "Hungry Like the Wolf"... Give us a break. At least we don't try to couch our natural, physical responses in similes and juvenile innuendo (except for titles of our posts!). Gentlemen, it is what it is--and, ladies, we hope you don't mind.